A word from our sponsor
Tallyman Banana Lines
Bananas, by refrigerated steamship
From plantation to your table in a mere 14 days. Count every bunch, then home by Tuesday.
Call today: 555-0189 (operators are standing by, metaphorically)
Tallyman Banana Lines does not exist. Every advertisement on StoneRed is fictional and made for fun. We don't sell ads, we don't track you, and nobody will call that number. (It's a 555 number. Nobody can.)