A word from our sponsor
Rawson & Sons Naval Chronometers
Is your war running long?
Precision timepieces accurate to the minute. Ask about our 38-minute egg timer.
Call today: 555-0101 (operators are standing by, metaphorically)
Rawson & Sons Naval Chronometers does not exist. Every advertisement on StoneRed is fictional and made for fun. We don't sell ads, we don't track you, and nobody will call that number. (It's a 555 number. Nobody can.)