A word from our sponsor
Conspiracy Board Supply Co.
Red string. By the mile.
Corkboards, push pins and enough red yarn to connect absolutely everything to everything else.
Call today: 555-0178 (operators are standing by, metaphorically)
Conspiracy Board Supply Co. does not exist. Every advertisement on StoneRed is fictional and made for fun. We don't sell ads, we don't track you, and nobody will call that number. (It's a 555 number. Nobody can.)