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Monday, October 5, 2026 Today's interesting thing
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Nature The Rabbit Hole

The Alien in the Aquarium

Octopuses have three hearts, blue blood and most of their neurons in their arms. They solve puzzles, recognise faces and escape from tanks. They might be the closest thing to an alien intelligence on Earth.

The Alien in the Aquarium An octopus on the sea floor, arms spread
An octopus: three hearts, blue blood, thinking arms. albert kok / Wikimedia Commons · CC BY-SA 3.0

[IMAGE: An octopus on the sea floor, arms spread] (albert kok / Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0; opens as a separate document)

Start with a fact: an octopus has three hearts.

Two pump blood through the gills. The third pumps it around the body. And the blood is blue, because it uses a copper-based molecule, hemocyanin, to carry oxygen, rather than the iron-based hemoglobin in ours.

That's strange enough. Let's go deeper.

Level 2: The arms think

An octopus has around 500 million neurons — roughly comparable to a dog. But about two-thirds of them aren't in its head. They're in its arms.

Each arm can taste what it touches through thousands of suckers, and can carry out complex movements with surprising independence. An arm that has been severed can still reach and grab for a while.

Imagine if your hands could taste, and partly think for themselves.

Level 3: Escape artists

Octopuses are famous for escaping. They can squeeze through any gap bigger than their beak, the only hard part of their body.

In 2016, an octopus called Inky made headlines when he vanished from New Zealand's National Aquarium. Staff believe he squeezed through a small gap at the top of his tank, slid across the floor, and slipped down a drainpipe that led to the sea.

Level 4: They know who you are

Aquarium workers report that octopuses recognise individual people, behaving differently towards those they like and dislike. Some have been known to squirt water at particular staff members. In experiments, octopuses learn to open jars, navigate mazes and use objects — some species carry coconut shells to use as portable shelters.

Level 5: An alien mind on Earth

Here's the deepest part of the rabbit hole.

The last common ancestor of humans and octopuses was probably a small, simple, worm-like creature that lived more than 500 million years ago. Everything since — the octopus's big brain, its complex behaviour, its curiosity — evolved completely separately from ours.

You learned this today!!! YOU LEARNED THIS TODAY !!!

  • Octopuses have three hearts and blue, copper-based blood.
  • Around two-thirds of an octopus's neurons are in its arms rather than its central brain.
  • Octopuses can solve puzzles, open jars and recognise individual humans.
  • In 2016, an octopus named Inky escaped from New Zealand's National Aquarium, apparently through a drainpipe to the sea.
  • Their intelligence evolved separately from ours; our last common ancestor was a simple worm-like creature over 500 million years ago.

One more thing

The Eiffel Tower can grow up to about 15 centimetres taller in summer as its iron expands in the heat.

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Sources & further reading

  1. Octopus, Wikipedia
  2. Godfrey-Smith, Peter. Other Minds: The Octopus, the Sea, and the Deep Origins of Consciousness, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2016
  3. Cephalopod intelligence, Wikipedia

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